Timetable

Programmes, not playlists.

Each offering is taught against a live product problem. We do not sell recorded libraries of tool walkthroughs. If a programme is marked “next intake”, write to us rather than waiting for a shopfront.

Laptop with terminal and notes during a focused working session
Flagship

12 weeks£2,840

Funnel Signal Studio

Rewrite the way your team names activation, trial, and return. Live critique plus a board narrative you can stand beside.

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Hands working with a tablet and notes

4 weeks£980

Event Grammar Intensive

A short, strict pass over your dictionary: property hygiene, identity, and the handful of events that actually earn a place in a warehouse.

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Printed analytics reports on a wooden table

6 weeks£1,560

Retention Cartography

Learn to draw curves that separate habit, seasonality, and bribe-driven return — then write the sentence that belongs under the chart.

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Collaborators talking through a product problem

3 weeks£740

Mobile Attribution Critique

A seminar for people who must defend a media number. We treat SKAN, MMP graphs, and last-click as literature, not gospel.

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Team workshop around laptops

5 weeks£1,210

Experiment Hygiene for Apps

Hold-outs, exposure logs, and the quiet ways a paywall test contaminates the very cohort you hoped to measure.

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Notebooks and a laptop during a planning session

2 days£430

Board Narrative Clinic

Bring one messy pack. Leave with a structure that leads with the claim, shows the window, and names the uncertainty.

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